Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
- A novel written by me. (via lovequotesrus)
One of the best posts in existence.
Reblog every time. :)
This is England (2006)
This is literally pipiotzin
can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?
So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory
It’s usually more than just twice… If the screaming I normally hear is anything to go by ;)
I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”
Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best
YESSS THIS POST IS BACK
The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.
HE FLIES LIKE A MORON
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
I can actually sense a dog in my future.
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!